Canoe Humor T-Shirt (SM-3L)
- Regular Price
- $22.00
- Sale Price
- $22.00
- Regular Price
- $32.00
- Unit Price
- per
Light, breathable, and quietly funny — this soft cotton tee speaks to anyone who’s spent a day on the water and lived to tell the tale. The shirt carries a simple canoe illustration and the line “My arms are tired and I regret everything,” a nod to paddling, adventurous weekends, and the friendly ache that follows.
Wear it when you’re swapping stories at the boat launch, packing gear for a weekend river run, or lounging at home with a sore-but-satisfied grin. The classic crew neck and smooth ring-spun cotton give it a lived-in comfort that becomes part of your regular rotation.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized, tear-away label
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |